Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Get Your Kill Face On Rides Again!

The Iago of Kill Faces.

Her Kill Face is strangely passive yet her pitchfork speaks volumes.

Sometimes nothing beats a cool hand crazy-as-fuck Italian broad who lives in a cave.

It's-only-a-mask my hole, this Kill Face is imabikisou!

"I must kill you quickly, mon cher, as I'm appearing in seven other movies today!"

"Stop looking at my bow tie, goddamnit' and gaze upon my Kill Face!"

The creepy over-application of cold cream is just the frosting on this Kill Face cake.

An ace Kill Face pulls focus from unsightly male pattern baldness.

"I will kill you, dear, and then, revitalized by your blood, I will go antiquing."

This Kill Face killed your masta!

A classic combo: a cold-eyed Kill Face and a hare trigger.

Should your Kill Face fail, just fire up the McCullough. Respect follows.

Hey, bub, I said "Kill Face" not "Toxic Spill Face"!

8 Arbogasps:

The Vicar of VHS said...

Awesome.

That is all. ;)

ARBOGAST said...

That's all I need.

kindertrauma said...

ONIBABA MASK RULES!

Old Dark Housekeeper said...

Holy Carp... I just got the "Blues" Campbell joke.

But then, I saw Stacy on a crappy graymarket tape, so I probably didn't have it spelled out clearly.

Peter Nellhaus said...

Wouldn't that screen grab of Ms. Hannah be her Kill Bill face?

Fox said...

Excellent pun joke on the hare trigger. It also looks like she might have a hare on her head!

The Flying Maciste Brothers said...

Actually, Florinda Bolkan is putting on her "Epileptic Seizure" face. I wish her character could've been lucky enough to use a "Kill" face somewhere in Duckling's sad story...

jr-1969 said...

YES YES YES!! HAaahahaaahahaha!!!
You finally got Elle Driver's
Kill Face Groove Thang up
in this joint!

Beasties,

Jim