Because you're not blonde and you wear your hair in a smart, low maintenance bob.
Because you're athletic and fit without being all Alpha Dog and in my face about it.
Because you're altruistic and brave.
Because you're demonstrably level-headed and clear in a totally non-Scientology way.
Because you go there to help a friend out of a bad spot.
Because you have such an (unfortunately for you) soft footfall.
Because you're not a screamer.
Because you trust a pal not to stick a pickax in your neck.
Because you're so good.
Rest in peace, Beth. This world was never made for one so beautiful as you in Neoprene.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Why you are not the Final Girl, Beth
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But maybe she is! You know, there was a lot of hallucinating going on at the end there and she's in the sequel. Perhaps she will yet fulfil her destiny. Maybe she's been down there this whole time dying her hair blonde and totalling changing her attitude.
Or maybe not.
That picture makes me wiggle in my seat.
Oh my gosh! I was just professing my love for this woman. She is the "One I would save". I would promise to never make fun of her pajamas, either.
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